lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via bastille)

ravingredhead:

pornographicmeatnightmare:

delicately-interconnected:

Freud believed that women “feel the need” to knit as a subconscious desire to construct thicker pubic hair to hide their lack of a penis.

i stand by my saying of “freud’s a fucking dickhead”

(via barbiefeminist)

svartalfhild:

You know, when I was a kid, I remember being really stirred by the fact that Hermione Granger did actually end up having a date to the Yule Ball and that it was Viktor Krum.  There was something really powerful about a hyperlogical, bookish girl, who was believed to be incapable of getting a date on her own, landing a famous guy who respects and cherishes her just by being herself.

(via barbiefeminist)

clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

(via barbiefeminist)

silent-omen:

mysteriouskyu:

A movie about a bunch of cute lolitas running a huge drug cartel in order to afford their clothes

Breaking Brand

(via barbiefeminist)

celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

(via fake-mermaid)

zheitzer:

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

image

tryna hug short people like

image

(via condom)