gay4zayn:

gay4zayn:

ben winston this is your last chance

buddy you just wasted your last chance

(via calumvevos)

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

(via the-pietriarchy)

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via accidently)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via accidently)

needsmoreexplosions:

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

(via shutupandsmile73)

timelessmulder:

salt water mermaids communicating in clicks and whistles

young swamp mermaids croaking like frogs to scare smaller frogs

arctic mermaids mimicking animal sounds so they can catch prey for both food and their pelts

(via canismortis)

bruhisweartogodbruhiswearbruh:

when your mom asked you to take out the chicken 7 hours ago but you forgot

image

(Source: goldlevskis, via calumvevos)